Category: funny

Make Your Pets Work For Their Food

By jewelminer | December 30, 2011

For those who thinks their pet are lazy - and want to make them work for their food - this Akikiou Interactive Dog feeder is said to make your pets eat slower and think of getting their food from the many tiny boxes intact with food.  Said to help with your pets digestive systems since they are slowed down and also stimulate them intellectually.  For $15 - I’m sure pet lovers would get them from FAB now.  But if you miss out on the deal - no problem - Amazon has it too - for $26.

Tees With Teeth

By jewelminer | December 18, 2011

Who doesn’t love a good t-shirt right?  these t-shirts are from UK - from  designer Euan Gallacher with Brit humor and clever word play - perfect combination if you asked me.  T-shirt goes for less than $20 and great stocking stuffer.  Buy them from FAB or go to type t-shirts.


Feel The Vibration

By jewelminer | December 15, 2011

These are not cigars - feel the vibrations -  and darn expensive too!  At $125 retail price - but if you have a g/f or a female boss that is anal - you might want to give this to her for Christmas present.  And there is really no shame is getting one for yourself while you are at it.  Check out JimmyJane!

And while you are there - you should check out the after glow candles too. Comes in different scent - and it can turned out to be one of the most erotic nights for you and your spouse.

Creature Cups

By jewelminer | November 25, 2011

A great cup to use to serve your friends with coffee or tea - coffee would be better - coz’ they won’t be able to see the creatures till they are about half done.  But wait a minute - how do you stir in these things?   At $14.99 a cup - buy a few from creature cups.com and make your coffee time interesting for yourself and the wife’s friends.

Help Remedies : Instant Help Kits

By jewelminer | November 5, 2011

Yes - everything you need for a problem you might be having.  Haven’t you started sneezing or have a dirty hand and needed a wipe or tissue paper and couldn’t find any in your handbag or pocket?  I have ! sometimes I have a headache and don’t even have an aspirin with me.

These stylist remedy boxes have an individual help kit in them - and are between $6 - $20 - not a bad price for an emergency.

Help Remedies’ products are simple solutions for everyday boo boos. Eco-friendly packaging and single-active-ingredient medicines help patch you up without any hassle. Help Remedies also donates 5% of its profits to bringing healthcare to uncovered kids in the U.S, so your purchase helps someone else to be good as new.

Star Wars Fan Must-Have

By jewelminer | September 23, 2011

These licensed Star Wars collectible tins of Darth Vader, Stormtrooper and Death Star all carry a little white tablet called the mint.  I should the kids this and they all wanted this collectible tins.

Emergencies In The Toilet

By jewelminer | April 11, 2011

For £3.99 - it’s pretty expensive to pay for one toilet roll - well unless it comes with that box too - but wait a minute - if you were in the situation where you needed the toilet roll and you didn’t have any - i’m sure you would pay just about any amount right?  Yes - so if you are sharing a dorm with someone else - who is inconsiderate and never put in a new toilet roll when it’s empty - you should charge them for it when they used the emergency toilet roll.  Check them out from Spinninghat.com - pretty cool site too.

Anger Management

By jewelminer | April 9, 2011

Have anger?  no problem - check out this anger management set - at £6.99 from Spinning Hat dot com -comes in a set of 2 balls, squeeze the hell outta it - if you feel that blood rushing up your head and temples - better than beating up someone right?  if you like - you can even draw or write the name of the person causing you so much stress and pretend that you are squashing his/her head. I don’t really know if it will work - but I would try that if you have a anger issue.

I’m Watching You

By jewelminer | February 28, 2011

Oh my ! this is hilarious ! i’ve gotta get this for our store - and place it where people think that we don’t have a security camera.  I bet they will think that we do have some kind of security device in it.

Or put them in a box like this and stick it up into a shelf - so that the customer thinks that the video device is in it and won’t mess around at our store or try to steal from us !  I’m going to order it - but too bad they are battery operated - would cost me quite a bit for batteries - but never mind - I can use rechargeable batteries.   They are at £24.99 - but I think worth it - just to freak the hell out of those thieves - oh! they are from Firebox.com

Hello Kitty Dark Side

By jewelminer | February 18, 2011

Hello Kitty going onto a dark side sighted on Flickr